The Tales of
The Dread Pirate Aaarrrggghhh!


So, ya think ya may want to ask yer ol' Pirate Daddy a question..or mayhap ye be wanting ta know something specific about the Dread Pirate Aaarrrggghhh that ya can't find here?

Well, this be the place ta do that...just fill out the form below, and send off yer eee - lec - tronical type parchment.

And if'n I can figure out how to read the blasted thing..mayhap you'll be getting an answer! Arrrrr...stupid technology...arrrrr...