What in the blue blazes are ya thinkin!!
Be ya a glutton fer punishmnet? Did yer own fine nose do sumpin ta offend ya? Do ya know that ya done come to a place what most mortal men would fear to come to!
The very heart of Flatulence..the Home of Stink, the Center of Stench! Ye've come to
THE PAGE OF FARTS!
Listed ta the left be the most awful of the Dread Pirate Aaarrrggghhhs devestating weapons...his farts!
Take yer blasted pointin mousey type thing and click on the name of the Fart ya want to read about!
And..hold yer blasted nose...fer if'n there were a more smelly place than this...I don't be knowin it!